The Neverland Wars by Audrey Greathouse Review | Save Yourself and Skip This One

Posted March 8, 2018 by Sophia

The Neverland Wars by Audrey Greathouse Review | Save Yourself and Skip This One

The Neverland Wars by Audrey Greathouse Review | Save Yourself and Skip This OneThe Neverland Wars by Audrey Greathouse
The Neverland Wars #1
Published by Clean Teen Publishing on May 9th 2016
Genres: Young Adult, Fantasy, Retellings
Format: eBook

Magic can do a lot—give you flight, show you mermaids, help you taste the stars, and… solve the budget crisis? That's what the grown-ups will do with it if they ever make it to Neverland to steal its magic and bring their children home.

However, Gwen doesn't know this. She's just a sixteen-year-old girl with a place on the debate team and a powerful crush on Jay, the soon-to-be homecoming king. She doesn't know her little sister could actually run away with Peter Pan, or that she might have to chase after her to bring her home safe. Gwen will find out though—and when she does, she'll discover she's in the middle of a looming war between Neverland and reality.

She'll be out of place as a teenager in Neverland, but she won't be the only one. Peter Pan's constant treks back to the mainland have slowly aged him into adolescence as well. Soon, Gwen will have to decide whether she's going to join impish, playful Peter in his fight for eternal youth… or if she's going to scramble back to reality in time for the homecoming dance.

A copy of the book was provided for review purposes - thank you! Receiving a copy does not guarantee a positive review and therefore does not affect the opinion or content of the review.

I suppose one DNF wasn’t enough and the universe had to be cruel enough for me to DNF two books in a row last year, including The Neverland Wars.

It’s a horrible, horrible curse to have. *sigh* This might have been payback for having a good reading streak. (I swear, I tried my best to suffer through 27 Hours and this one, but it DID NOT HAPPEN.)

Why You Should Skip Past The Neverland Wars and Never Look Back

Granted if you can deal with the things I found annoying, I won’t stop you, but I found so many issues in The Neverland Wars that I just couldn’t continue past the point I actually finished (which was 10% I think…).

Actually, props to you.

Gwen is so unemotional

She’s more unemotional than ME! And I’ve been told I’m very cold, but I’m secretly a soft and fuzzy bean who is sensitive and emotional. But Gwen… Gwen is robotic – she doesn’t care about makeup, clothes, school, math, etc. etc. You can’t be that impassive, can you? Or can you.

Honestly, about 5% and onward I wanted to throw a shit pillow at Gwen and ask DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. WHAT IS WORTH YOUR TIME.

Also yes, I’m shouting into the void… because it’s what I would do to Gwen probably.

Weird descriptions

There is this one paragraph or two about hormones and tiny bugs and while it might be really accurate, I quote Elena: IT’S STRANGE. (You’re likely to find this in a book excerpt somewhere.)

“Gwen found herself wondering if skin-tight jeans and sex on the beach really were supposed to be the height of teenage ambition.”

Honestly, this whole quote is an entire reason because first of all, teenagers are not all about sex. Second, sex isn’t necessarily done on a beach (and there’s all that sand…). Third, as a teenager, I preferred loose pants that were warm and comfy. Fourth, sex and skin-tight jeans are not the height of teenage ambition. In fact, this is extremely false.

The amount of repetition

I get it, Gwen doesn’t care about anything. She has no emotion. She doesn’t like makeup, she doesn’t like school (I think?), she doesn’t like anything! Big whoop. There was a certain point in the book that I started counting exactly how many times in how many ways Gwen was telling us how she didn’t care or how she found it unnecessary, etc. etc.

Gwen just cared about one thing

If Gwen ever showed signs of caring about something or someone, it was fantasizing over a crush. (And wait for it… he’s Mr. Most Popular Boy at School. Why am I not surprised?)

I wish I could have enjoyed The Neverland Wars, but that’s not happening. On the bright side, at least all of my reads of 2017 had some pretty covers.

Sophia started blogging in February 2012 for the hell of it and is surprisingly still around. She has a GIF for nearly everything, probably listens to too much K-Pop and is generally in an existential crisis of sorts (she's trying her best). In 2020, she graduated with a Bachelor's in Communications and minor in Women's Studies. More of her bookish reviews and K-pop Roundups can be found at The Arts STL.

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8 responses to “The Neverland Wars by Audrey Greathouse Review | Save Yourself and Skip This One

  1. Vee

    Damn! Sorry you didn’t like it and thanks for the warning! Based on your description, this doesn’t sound like my kind of book, either!

  2. Aaah but the cover is so pretty! Seriously though…that quote though xD I don’t think I’ve ever met a teenager who’s thought ‘man skin tight jeans and sex on the beach is my ambition’. Like HELLO sand is on a beach unless you’re going for pebbles but erm pretty sure that would be uncomfortable xD

    Sounds like I’d also want to scream at Gwen though haha I mean you have to care about something other than a boy right? Or am I just really weird to care about other things than boys haha

    • See? You get me! Sex on a beach doesn’t sound fun at all because of the sand! *shudders*

      I guess we’re both weird people who think about other things and don’t care about boys, who knows. I accept this weirdness, XD. I WILL EMBRACE THIS.